IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR JESUS, GET ON YOUR KNEES....

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I LIKE TO THINK THAT I AM MORE LEGENDARY THAN MY BLOG.  BUT I’LL TAKE THE LOVE.

JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT…

marstivational-posters:

Can you still shake it like a Polaroid picture?

BABY I PUT A WHOLE NEW SPIN ON HELICOPTER DICK

Asked by Anonymous

HE RULES WITH AN IRON FIST I TELL YA!  BUT I’VE CRAWLED OUT OF THE MUDDY BANKS OF THE… OH THAT STORY IS TOO OVERPLAYED.  I’VE JUST BEEN “BUSY”

Asked by weloveloveblogging

NO.

Asked by osama-bin-leto

ALLOW ME TO OFFICIALLY WELCOME YOU TO THE PEARLY GATES THEN.  I’LL BE YOUR HOST.  CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?  WATER, COFFEE, TEA?